BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
(Source: quarteralert, via timetravelingimpala)
j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
(Source: riddlemetom, via peoplemagazine)
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via ahrned)
never forget where you came from
he is a perfect human being
I’m just
My respect for him has just gone through the roof
(Source: lickypickystickyme, via marypoppinthatpussy)
WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
(Source: vaspim2k13, via twerkforpotatoes)
